This thread was started by vacationdude as a joke, but since there is some real interest I will post the only gay resort I know of.
The Gardens in Orlando is the only one I have read about.
http://www.thegardensorlando.com/
This is from the RCI web site:
Type of Units
Unit Type Sleeps Privacy
1 Bedroom 4 4
2 Bedroom 8 6
Check-in
Saturday
Check-in: 1600
Additional Information
Your luxurious vacation home is air conditioned and features telephones, TVs with digital cable and HBO, DVD/VCR and high speed Internet access as well as a whirlpool tub. Units also include a patioor balcony. Units have full kitchens withdishwashers and microwave ovens. 1BR units OCC: Max 4/Pri 4 have 2 baths, 1 king bed and 1 queen sleep sofa. 2BR units OCC: Max 8/Pri 6 have 2.5 baths 1 king bed, 2 queen beds and 1 queen sleep sofa. The resort strictly adheres to the check-in time of after 4 PM and check-out time of before 10 AM. No pets allowed. A car is recommended. Resort provides 24-hour security. Coin- operated laundry facilities are on-site. Please be advised that the Gardens Resort caters predominately to Gay and Lesbian guests, however all guests are welcome. The resort is not recommended for childrenor families because the resort ammenities are located next door at the adult only gay & lesbian resort, Parliament House. The resort's pool is scheduled to open in June of 2009. Future phases will be available in late 2009 and will offer additional amenities.
This luxurious, alternative-lifestyle, lakefront resort offers spacious South Beach-style accommodations. It is located next door to the world-renowned Parliament House, featuring five bars, a disco, a theater, multiple shops, and dining, as well as a pool and beach. Please be advised that The Gardens caters predominately to gay and lesbian guests, however all guests are welcome. Please be advised the resort is not recommended for families and children because the resort will be sharing ammenities with the Parliament House located next door until late June of 2009.