No spin zone
The nightmare that all timeshare developer salesreps fear is the informed consumer. This must cause horrible nightmares to these folks. The biggest enemy the salesreps face is the Internet – I’m surprised that as you enter the sales gallery there isn’t one of those international symbol signs that would say “Internet free zone” (Picture of Google with a diagonal slash thru it).
The life of a timeshare salesrep is filled with giving the same boring sales pitch 3 or more times a day, 5 times a week, month after month. To spice things up they must quiz each other like “My brother-in-law bought a $19.95 timeshare from eBay last week – you got any that cheap for sale here?”
Of course, truth can’t be used to reply, so spin (PC word for lies) must be used to frighten the consumer. The top salesreps don’t need to spin – they are masters at persuading folks to do things that are unwise, but they feel very good about doing them.
These are all just average “spin” and not that inventive. The best one I heard was from a salesrep, I think it was a Marriott rep, last year and it went like this:
Me: “If we are interested in this property, we will just buy resale”
Salesrep: “Bad idea, no title insurance company checks into outstanding loans and you could start to get phone calls from collection agencies demanding you make the loan payments”.
Now that I thought was first class “spin” and I took notes.