T_R_Oglodyte
TUG Lifetime Member
I've been a machine operator for a local document shredding company. Today my boss called me in and told me I just wasn't cutting it anymore.
I heard you also worked the water gun at the Lamb Weston french fry plant there in Twin Falls, but you couldn't cut that either.Used to work in a mustard plant, but couldn't cut it.
Yep. I was soaked.I heard you also worked the water gun at the Lamb Weston french fry plant there in Twin Falls, but you couldn't cut that either.
After all of that, I bet you were steamed and fried as well.Yep. I was soaked.
If you can't cut the mustard, can you still lick the jar?Used to work in a mustard plant, but couldn't cut it.
If you can't cut the mustard, can you still lick the jar?
I lost my job as a TS salesman. I got tugged out of the resort by the resale market.
His wife quit her job at the salon after she saw someone curl up and dye.My nephew quit his job as a cemetery security guard. He said there too many people were dying to get in.
Forget the mustard, relish today and ketchup tomorrow.
When the momma tomato and her kid's crossed the highway, she saw a car coming, looked back and yelled, "Ketchup!"
An electrical engineer I worked with one time got fired for violating company policies prohibiting personal relationships with clients. One of the firm's steady clients liked him and kept approaching him with designs that she wanted to complete. One time he underestimated the necessary impedance, and when energy was applied he couldn't "resist her".