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Samuel Clemens said many fine and humorous things. However there are lots of quotes attributed to Samuel Clemens that he never said. Or that he was not the first.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. (Agatha Christie)
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid then to open it and remove all doubt. (Galileo, Franklin, or Lincoln)
If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter. (Blaise Pascal)
Never let schooling interfere with you education. (Grant Allen)
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than the ones you did do. (Mother of H. Jackson Brown)
Go to Heaven for the Climate. Hell for the Company. (Ben Wade in 1880's)
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. (Some credit Oscar Wilde but it has been retraced back to the 14th Century)
The coldest Winter I ever experienced was a Summer in San Francisco.
Calling Waimea Canyon the Grand Canyon of the Pacific. (It is doubtful that he ever saw Waimea Canyon.)
Samuel Clemens Did say something along the line: "There are lies, d**m lies, and statistics.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. (Agatha Christie)
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid then to open it and remove all doubt. (Galileo, Franklin, or Lincoln)
If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter. (Blaise Pascal)
Never let schooling interfere with you education. (Grant Allen)
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than the ones you did do. (Mother of H. Jackson Brown)
Go to Heaven for the Climate. Hell for the Company. (Ben Wade in 1880's)
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. (Some credit Oscar Wilde but it has been retraced back to the 14th Century)
The coldest Winter I ever experienced was a Summer in San Francisco.
Calling Waimea Canyon the Grand Canyon of the Pacific. (It is doubtful that he ever saw Waimea Canyon.)
Samuel Clemens Did say something along the line: "There are lies, d**m lies, and statistics.