Bank Robber

[easyrider]

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, 'Well, did anyone else see my face?' There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head down said, 'My wife got a pretty good look at you.'

 

[DaveNV]

Now that was funny. :hysterical:

Dave

 

[ada903]

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Thanks for sharing!

 

[pjrose]

I'm making a change:

". . . Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head down said, 'That timeshare shark over there got a pretty good look at you.' "

 

[scrapngen]

I'm making a change:

". . . Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head down said, 'That timeshare shark over there got a pretty good look at you.' "

:hysterical:

 

[ada903]

change approved!

I'm making a change:

". . . Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head down said, 'That timeshare shark over there got a pretty good look at you.' "

 

[Talent312]

Another Bank Story...

[Not even close to being appropriate for TUG. - DeniseM Moderator]

 

[pjrose]

Told to me by a judge......

I certainly hope a judge wouldn't have said something like that as a joke...

 

[Talent312]

I certainly hope a judge wouldn't have said something like that as a joke...

Yep... While we standing in his office with his secretary.
But it seems, PC-sensitivity means that you are about the only one who read it.
<sigh>

 

[pjrose]

Yep... While we standing in his office with his secretary.
But it seems, PC-sensitivity means that you are about the only one who read it.
<sigh>

I don't know that I'd label it PC-sensitivity.....it's just plain objectionable to slur anyone!

 

[bobcat]

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, 'Well, did anyone else see my face?' There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head down said, 'My wife got a pretty good look at you.'

This is a bank joke, only the TELLER gets it.

 

[BevL]

This is a bank joke, only the TELLER gets it.

Stop, please - groan!!